stuck

I went shopping today. I wanted to find a couple new skirts or a dress to wear for Seminary. I went to Target and picked out several things to try on. Target sizes usually run a little big so I had to come out of the fitting room a few times to get a smaller size. The last thing I tried on was a dress that had two pieces- a slip type thing and then a see through layer that went over the top. The dress looked really small so I grabbed an extra-large. As soon as I started to put it on I could tell it was going to be to small but the slip thing was all bunched up at the top so I pulled it down tight. Bad mistake. The dress wouldn't come off. It had no zippers or buttons to loosen it up and I was literally STUCK in the dress. I tried without success to pull it back over my head or to pull one of my arms loose for several minutes. Its funny how quickly one can get totally sweaty. I made up my mind that I would just rip the dress and pay for it. I tried to rip the seam around the arm but it wouldn't even stretch and I had the same results with the seam along the bust. I decided to try and take my bra off and see if that would help. I unfastened it and pulled it up out of the dress and around my neck. Yeah that didn't help- the dress would not budge over my ribs. At this point I was thinking I am either going to have to have to ask a Target employee to come and help me out of this dress or call someone to come rescue me. The only other thing going through my mind was I am totally going to have to blog this. I really didn't want to get anyone else involved in my predicament so I said a quick prayer and slowly and slightly painfully peeled the dress off centimeter by centimeter. This process took about ten minutes and finally I was free. I walked out of the fitting room and said to the attendant. "If you are wondering why I was in there so long- that dress is evil"